i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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