The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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