I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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