So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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