White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
