Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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