Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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