then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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