Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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