There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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