Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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