But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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