My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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