I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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