YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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