We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's blow job season.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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