I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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