we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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