Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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