The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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