Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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