Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Porn is love you can see.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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