Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
