Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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