Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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