she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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