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• (209): View more from California

  Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis

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• (518): View more from New York

  I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.

  (1-520): View more from Arizona

  I can pencil you in at 3:30

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!

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