I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.