I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year