Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.

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(813): View more from Florida

Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule

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