im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule