The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me