my sisters under your porch take her home
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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