I just saw a hot homeless man
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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