She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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