you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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