what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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