Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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