put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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