we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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