Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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