i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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