I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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