oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do plants get herpes?
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