Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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