I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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