He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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