Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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