i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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