Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
NoShamevember. You game?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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