okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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