It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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