and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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