I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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