you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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