Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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