For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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