HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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