In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
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im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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