either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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