In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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