Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.