It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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